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Jesus Christ Reportedly “Pissed” at Pope Francis for Cracking Down on His Appearances on Toast

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May 28, 2024
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HEAVEN - Jesus Christ expressed his vehement displeasure at Pope Francis today in response to the Vatican’s recent crackdown on supernatural phenomena, specifically his beloved appearances on toast.

The new norms, which took effect on May 19, aim to quickly evaluate and verify the supernatural origin of various phenomena occurring within the Catholic wor…

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