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I won’t watch. I get too upset, screaming at the TV at Trump’s blatant lies and shenanigans. Perhaps if he was immediately fact checked it would be bearable. I’ll watch something else and then Colbert.

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I'm still on the fence about watching.

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Jesus, please bring wine. I got Cheetos.

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Hoping to be home from work in time. Still working on parameters for the drinking game, but I’ll be alone in the house, so I guess it doesn’t really matter? Take a shot…whenever.

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Oh God and Right-hand Dude Jesus, I feel so blissed since I saw that don-old has less than 49% of people thinking he has mental anything! I feel like a Roman with a prime seat ticket waiting for the coliseum doors to open. In this corner, the totally, completely qualified KAMALA (and the crowd goes wild) and in this corner the too-old, head-case don-old (amid the ever louder murmurs of weirdo, weirdo, WEIRDO). Thanks for the column. YAY GOD! YAY JESUS!

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I'll probably tune in to You, God, but I don't want to be texting so much that I miss the action!

As for that poll, too low for Kamala and waaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyy too high for the Orange Mold.

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The poll is so confusing. If someone thinks that a person is not competent enough to be a President why would they be undecided?

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I’m finding it terrifying that still it’s double digits of people who think Sweet Potato Hitler has ANY mental capacity at all!

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That’s the first time I’ve heard THAT nickname. Well done!!

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Looked at your chart in the letter; I can’t believe that many people think that lunatic is fit to govern!

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Thanks God I'm with you all the way.

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Hope y'all have your debate bingo cards ready!

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I’m happy to provide the popcorn.

Is anybody else as anxious about this as I am?

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I have a funny feeling that things will be just dandy--at least during the debacle--uh, debate.

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Why do those "mentally fit" poll numbers add to well more than 100% ? Something's fishy

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It is possible for some confused individuals to think that both are capable, but notequal.

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Trump has an Australian twin in Dutton!

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Wish I could take credit. The three i tend to use are that one,, Herr Pumpkinfuhrer and Cadet Bonespurs (pretty sure that was Tammy Duckworth). I am an American living abroad and was on a livestream last Thursday. One person speaking was Jane Fonda who just could not bring herself to utter his name. She finally gave up and said, I'm just calling him the orange won. I felt very close to her then! ;)

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Suuuurree.. if you pay for it 😤

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Did the commentator suggest trump and kamala were elected 4 years ago? I think he misspoke.

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