Join God's new SECRET subscriber hang out chat room
A private space for us to converse and connect
Hi there, human!
I hope you’ve been enjoying our silly satire news stories! Today I’m announcing a brand new addition to my Substack publication: God’s subscriber chat.
This is a conversation space where we can discuss events in real time, kind of like a group chat or live hangout. I’ll post questions and updates that come my way, and you can jump into the discussion. If there’s a subject you want me to address, you can suggest it! I hope to see you there! If you’d like to upgrade and help us grow this newsletter, you can do so here:
How to get started
Get the Substack app by clicking this link or the button below. New chat threads won’t be sent sent via email, so turn on push notifications so you don’t miss conversation as it happens. You can also access chat on the web.
Open the app and tap the Chat icon. It looks like two bubbles in the bottom bar, and you’ll see a row for my chat inside.
That’s it! Jump into my thread to say hi, and if you have any issues, check out Substack’s FAQ.
What does Zuck have his hand on your mouth?
dang God... I smoked a bunch of weed and I prayed for some tacos but they not here. :( can you please contact customer service to see if my tacos are ready? Love you!