Join Us In Watching Tim Walz Humiliate JD Vance!

Hi, humans! Jesus here. God and I are excited to share that we’ll BOTH be hosting a LIVE chat with you all right here on Substack as we watch the Presidential Debate on Tuesday night between JD Vance and Tim Walz!

The debate and our live chat begins October 1st at 9 PM ET / 6 PM PT. We’ll be hanging out and reacting to everything going on.

The debate will run for 90 minutes. Afterwards, God and I will record a reaction episode of the God Pod that will come out on Wednesday.

It’s going to be a ton of fun to react in real time with you lovely humans! Make sure you have your app notifications on so that you’ll be notified when our chat begins. If you don’t have the Substack app yet, get it here! It’s easily my favorite news app.

Will you be joining us? Get excited!

NOTE: In order to keep out trolls, our intimate live chat with God and Jesus will be locked for paid subscribers only. Luckily, there is a sale right now.

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