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Dear Humans,

Wow, what an episode we have for you this week! The rollercoaster has not slowed down and the last few days have been absolutely wild. We discuss the latest with data nerd Nick Powers. 

Nick tells us about what he’s seeing and we compare notes. And what we’re seeing is AWESOME. The Kamala momentum is real and spreading. We also laugh at the expense of extreme weirdo JD Vance, which feels SofaKing good. Later on, we discuss Trump’s weird speech to Christians. But first, we review all the amazing statistics!

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Kamala Harris’s Explosive Start:

  • Kamala Harris has only been in the race for 7 days, and she's already raised a staggering $200 million!

  • Her campaign has seen an influx of over 170,000 new volunteers since President Biden's endorsement last Sunday.

  • A dramatic shift in voter enthusiasm: DEM enthusiasm soared from 37% to 81%, while GOP enthusiasm rose from 70% to 85% in just a month.

  • Who will Kamala pick as her running mate? Tim Walz is a name floating around, but only time will tell.

JD Vance's Shenanigans:

  • JD Vance is making headlines for all the wrong reasons. From bizarre personal anecdotes to his controversial political moves, we dive into the chaos he's creating.

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  • Unearthed video footage shows Vance thanking Project 2025 leaders for their "incredible work" on plans to ban abortion nationwide and cut Social Security.

  • The GOP is in turmoil, trying to backtrack on their support for Vance just a week after Trump picked him. Will Trump do the funniest thing possible and admit his error?

Trump's Meltdown:

  • Trump is losing his mind, making increasingly wild statements to grab attention.

  • His latest gem: "You have to get out and vote. You won’t have to do it anymore. Four years, it will be fixed, it will be fine. You won’t have to vote anymore.. In four years, you won’t have to vote again."

  • Harris campaign press releases are trolling Trump with phrases like "Trump is old and quite weird."

  • The FBI reports a bizarre incident where Trump's ear was hit by a bullet, yet miraculously healed without a scar.

Polling Insights:

  • Polling shows Kamala Harris has multiple paths to victory, and we're here for the ride.

So join us as we discuss the latest developments and laugh and laugh and laugh. Plus, stick around for God’s new commandment at the end!

With hope and love,

God and Jesus


ENGAGEMENT QUESTION:

What are some things that make Republicans weird?

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