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Steve's avatar

Wonderful and Trump hasn't even taken office yet. With many Republican Congressmen against him it may not be quite the shit show everyone is fearing

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Pat Engel's avatar

From your lips to God's ears.

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William Weaver's avatar

What a fucking mess. I expect nothing less from those self-righteous liars and thieves. Hopefully they disintegrate without taking the rest of us down with them.

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Donald Lipkis's avatar

Trump and Musk are a perfect match. Remember when Trump pretended to be his publicist, John Barron who continuously praised himself?

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JustTanNotOrange's avatar

Yes, exactly what I thought of, too! Coverage of Trump as John Barron needs to go viral - I think too many people are unaware. Maybe Elon’s fake account will increase awareness of the ridiculous John Barron.

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deniway's avatar

And it's not even 2025 yet! This is the only place I get any news now, and this is soooooo deliciously good! Thanks, God!

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Laurie Lawrence's avatar

Hilaglorious should be the word of the year!

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tecolote42's avatar

'there can only be one' comes to mind. Thank you, God--neither is immortal. Good grief.

The other thing is the classic, the Duel: https://poets.org/poem/duel by Eugene Field 1850 –

1895. Proof that the more things change, the more they remain the same :D

The last stanza--we can only hope:

"Next morning, where the two had sat

They found no trace of dog or cat;

And some folks think unto this day

That burglars stole that pair away!

But the truth about the cat and pup

Is this: they ate each other up!

Now what do you really think of that!

(The old Dutch clock it told me so,

And that is how I came to know.)"

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Hannah Olufs's avatar

I am beginning to think that you and I grew up in the same household. I haven't thought of that one for 60 years. Another mom poem.

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Eleanor Dalglish's avatar

I've been working since 4:30 this morning and was going to read for a few hours... then this all kicked off! How can I concentrate on anything other than this Rats in a Sack debacle on Bluesky?!

This is what you get when you let a manbaby build a Cabinet out of stale McD fries, instead of getting a professional in to do the job. Amen to the Cabinet not making it to "Inauguration Day: This Time It's Terminal".

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BJTS's avatar

So who is going to win the battle that’s coming for the tiny hearts and minuscule minds of MAGA? Elongated Muskrat or von Shitzinpantz?

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Debbie Wilkerson's avatar

Love your humor!!!

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Logan Darrow's avatar

This is what MAGA voted for and I, for one, am going to order enough popcorn to get through the next four years.

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Joanne Loyear's avatar

Oh my, God, this is just so G-oooohhhd!

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Suessl's avatar

So much for Muskrat Love. Here's your brain worm for the rest of the year.

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Kae's avatar

Oh, Lordy, they all deserve each other, every last one of them!

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Christie sebo's avatar

Reckonings. And epiphanies. We need more of them.

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CaptJim's avatar

Is Laura Loomer the new Mrs Orange turd after he has Milania deported?

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Michelle DeAnne's avatar

This feels like a Zucker Brothers production. I'm trying to focus on how funny it is, and not the awful things that are going on at the same time.

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David Bradburn's avatar

You had me at, “God’s nipples can only get so erect.”

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