MAGA Humiliated by Security Leaks Fiasco

But her emails…

Dear Humans,

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1. Even Trump Voters Are Shocked

Donold’s DUI hire for Secretary of Defense, Fox News puss-bag Pete Hegseth, handed over classified Yemen war plans in a Signal group chat…that his team had accidentally added a reporter to.

So far the aftermath is pure chaos.

• Hegseth is called it a hoax.

• The White House confirmed the leak.

• Trump said he “knew nothing about it” and then attacked The Atlantic.

Which is a total lie, of course. They’re freaking the fuck out.

Even the cult MAGA morons knows this is the highest level of fuckup imaginable.

Some highlights from the conservative subreddit:

They’re not blaming the deep state. They’re blaming the Trump administration for its stunning levels of incompetence. It’s beautiful!

2. Pete Buttigieg Smites Pete Hegseth

Someone’s head must roll, but it won’t be Vance. Not this time. That leaves one guy holding the leaking phone: DUI Pete. Forget getting thrown under a bus. He’s getting thrown under a tank. And he deserves it.

They shrieked about emails for YEARS. Now they’re leaking war plans like drunk morons. They never gave one damn about national security. They only care about power.

Thankfully, the righteous Pete Buttigieg hath gloriously destroyed the vile Pete Hegseth and all these clowns:

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