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MAGA Melts Down Over “Woke Marxist Pope”

Papal schadenfreude.

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God
May 09, 2025
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Dear Humans,

White smoke rose. And then the screaming began. They wanted a Pope as evil as Donald. Instead, they got one who follows Christ. And lo, what a rich bounty of papal schadenfreude was found for thine enjoyment.

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