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MAGA Melts Down Over Walmart Billionaire’s ‘No Kings’ Ad

They want a king.

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God
Jun 12, 2025
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Dear Humans,

Lo, witness fools boycott their own kingdom. A Walmart heiress paid for a “No Kings” full-page ad in the New York Times and MAGA instantly vowed to never shop at Walmart again. Ya know, where they buy all their stuff.

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