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Letters From God

Miserable Pricks Spent Christmas Home Alone

Elon and Donold are down bad.

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God
Dec 26, 2024
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Dearest Human,

While most Americans celebrated Christmas yesterday with their loved ones, Elon Musk and Donald Trump couldn’t hide their misery, loneliness and rage. Both took to social media to express their pain. I present it now to you, for your enjoyment. Let us begin.

1. Merry Christmas In Hell

Nothing says “Merry Christmas” quite like publicly wishi…

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