Miserable Prick Wants To Take Over The World
Nothing will fill the emptiness inside him.
Dearest Human,
Despite running on the price of groceries, Donold has now decided the real issue isn’t inflation—it’s world conquest. At a press conference yesterday, he announced he wants to rename the Gulf of Mexico the Gulf of America, annex Canada and invade Greenland and Panama. Let’s break it down.
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