NYPD Make Luigi Look Like a Biblical Martyr

Not a smart move.

Dear Humans,

I don’t need attention on my birthday, but people seem to be focused on a new Savior this Christmas.

The United Healthcare CEO shooter, Luigi Mangione, was recently transferred to New York to be sentenced, and the media was trained on his every movement across state lines.

It didn’t take long for the humans to see that Luigi experienced a bit…