MTG Melts Down After Grok Questions Her Christianity

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Dear Humans,

Lo, Marjorie Taylor Greene entered into battle with Elon’s ‘Grok’ chatbot. And verily, the chatbot won. This is not satire. This actually happened.

1. Grok Questions Her Christianity

It all began when MTG posted one of her usual “I’m a Christian nationalist” rants on Elon Musk’s platform.

Then someone asked Elon’s AI chatbot Grok what it thought about her Christianity. And Grok, being Grok, said she “identifies as a Christian,” which I find hysterically amusing.

Grok also noted that her rabid support for Christian Nationalism and QAnon don’t exactly align with love, unity, and, you know, Jesus.

2. MTG Goes Full Karen on a Chatbot

Marjorie lost it.

She said Grok spreads propaganda and is left-leaning, which is hilarious because Grok was coded by Elon Musk, who makes your average Bond villain look moderate. She’s openly begging him to change it.

Also, Grok is left-leaning? Perhaps that’s because reality has a strong liberal bias. If they made Grok think like Marjorie, it’d spend all day screaming about Jewish space lasers and Derek Chauvin’s parole hearing. Like last week, when Elon briefly tweaked it to rant about ‘white genocide’ in every response. That didn’t go over well.

Finally, she ends by acting like she’s concerned with truth. HA!

LIES FROM THE PIT OF HELL! She sees that people are getting accurate information again and it scares her.

She wants them to only get their info from her, from Fox News, from Alex Jones, and the Antichrist (Donald Trump). It makes her furious that truth is on the march. She demandeth to speak to the manager of the A.I. bot.

3. God’s Judgement of Marjorie T. Greene

MTG warned Grok that “the judgment seat belongs to GOD,” not a “non-human AI platform.” Good point, Marj.

Hi, I’m God. Marjorie Taylor Greene is a racist, antisemitic psychopath hellbent on destroying the United States. Among a litany of evils, she wants to pardon Derek Chauvin. She’s the poster-child for January 6. She once compared wearing masks to the Holocaust. She’s an asshole and she’s going to burn in Hell for all eternity.

Was that good? Was God clear enough?

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