Over On Truth Social, They're Not Happy
The leopards are positively stuffed.
Dear Humans,
Trump asked, “Are you better off?”
And his own supporters answered: HELL NO.
And lo, the replies were biblical. Not from liberals. Not from journalists. From his own people! These Truth Social people voted for him three times, bought into the hype, and got burned to hell and gone.
1. “Am I better off now than I was before?”
Trump thinks he can say whatever he wants over on Lies Social, as I call it.
Ah yes, the classic narcissist’s taunt. “Aren’t you all better off now?”
You mean since you tanked the market, destroyed retirement accounts, and spooked every investor not named Vladimir? No, Donold. They are not better off. Let’s check the replies from his own supporters over on Truth Social.
This man voted for Trump three times, bought the stock, and watched his life savings vanish like a Trump casino. He’s the poster child for “Leopards Ate My Retirement Fund.” Don’t worry, David. Trump will totally bail you out. Right after he finishes selling you another crypto scam.
This one reads like a biblical plague.
Cancer treatment: gone.
Job: gone.
Autistic child’s school support: gone.
I hope these folks remember the lesson this time…
This dude still wants to sound loyal while explaining how Trump’s idiotic tariffs just tanked his business. “Made in America” sounds real nice until you realize America stopped making shit a long, long time ago. You voted for a Russian asset who was the dumbest Me-damned student to ever attend Wharton Business School (because his daddy got him in).
It’s the betrayal arc we all love. A Shakespearean tragedy, ya know, if Shakespeare was a frigging moron high on bath salts.
In any case, the leopards are positively stuffed.
2. God’s Final Word
It’s easy to dismiss these posts.
Maybe they’re trolls? Bots? Liberals trolling?
Nay. There are far too many of them. Besides, liberals are too busy being happy and having sex.
Nope, these are his people. These are Truth Social diehards. If you're replying to Trump's post at 2pm on a Tuesday… you're not a Biden voter. You're a believer…or you were.
And Trump’s response?
“They signed up for it.”
That’s what he said in an ABC news interview. No apology. No sympathy. Just smug glee that his own fans are drowning in the mess he made.
But lo, the tide turns, for Trump is now unpopular in every single swing state. The dummies are waking up. And we are bearing witness.
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This is what his supporters voted for. They just thought it would only happen to Democratic browns and blacks and gays. They were more than happy when the suffering was just for liberals. Now they're seeing that Trump really doesn't care about them. But he told them and showed them more than once that he didn't care about them, only their votes. This is schadenfreude all the way and I'm glad it's happening early in his presidency. Maybe now these morons will threaten their Congress members and force them to impeach the Cheeto-in-chief. The sooner the better.
I have mixed feelings. Schadenfreude mixed with disbelief mixed with youfuckingidiots mixed with haha mixed with areyougonnalearnanything, and worst of all, EVERYONE is suffering because of dumbasses like you who supported him THREE times.