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Letters From God

Pope Dies After Meeting JD Vance

There are no coincidences.

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Apr 21, 2025
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Dear Humans,

Lo, the Lord thy God did warn thee about JD Vance. And behold, the prophecy hath been fulfilled.

Shortly after meeting with this bearded political homunculus, Pope Francis departed this mortal coil. I don’t mean “departed” as in “took a nap.” I mean dead. Expired. Shuffled off this papal plane. The Vicar of Christ met JD Vance and then met Me…

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