Dear Humans,
BEHOLD! Novo Nordisk executive Gordon Findlay fainted in the Oval Office today. Dropped straight to the floor behind Tangerine Palpatine during a press event about weight-loss drugs. Many people are saying it’s because he couldn’t handle the smell of Donald’s full diaper.
There’s shouting, confusion, fascists scrambling, RFK Jr. fleeing the …
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