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Punxsutawney Phil Predicts 5 More Months of "What About Hunter Biden?"

Brace yourselves.

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Jun 04, 2024
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PUNXSUTAWNEY, PA — In a rare and unexpected summer appearance, Punxsutawney Phil emerged from his burrow today, not to forecast the weather, but instead to deliver a scathing critique of the current political landscape.

Dressed in a tiny turtleneck and sporting a beret, the now "woke" groundhog took the stage and addressed the crowd with a pointed messag…

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