Racist Sexist Criminal Fills Diaper At Prospect Of Facing Black Female Prosecutor

In a stunning turn of events, President Joe Biden has officially dropped out of the 2024 presidential race and endorsed Vice President Kamala Harris as his successor. The announcement has sent shockwaves through the political landscape, but no one is more shaken than former President Donald Trump, who reportedly had a meltdown upon hearing the news.

According to sources close to the situation, Trump, known for his racist and sexist tirades, was seen visibly panicking at the prospect of facing a strong Black female prosecutor. Witnesses claim that in his state of sheer terror, Trump quite literally filled his diaper to the brim. 

"President Trump is not happy, to put it mildly," said one anonymous source. "All of the time he’s spent attacking Biden has been a waste of time. It’s really bad here."

Trump’s reaction was immediate and explosive. He took to Truth Social, his favorite platform for unhinged rants, to express his fury. "THIS IS A COMPLETE AND TOTAL DISASTER! KAMALA HARRIS IS A DISASTER! BIDEN IS A COWARD! THE DEEP STATE IS REAL!" he posted in a series of increasingly frantic messages. "I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS! BIDEN QUITS AND WE GET KAMALA?! NOT FAIR! RIGGED!!!"

Political analysts have noted that Trump’s fear is not unfounded. As a former Attorney General of California, Harris has a reputation for being tough on crime and unafraid to take on powerful figures. 

"She’s exactly the kind of person Trump doesn’t want to go up against," said one commentator. "She’s smart, she’s tough, and she’s not going to back down."

In a public statement, Harris thanked Biden for his endorsement and vowed to continue the work they started. "We have a lot of work to do to rebuild our country and ensure justice and equality for all," she said. "I’m ready to take on this challenge and lead our nation forward."

Meanwhile, Trump’s allies are scrambling to manage the fallout—and the cleanup. "We’re trying to keep him calm, but it’s not working," said one aide. "He’s terrified of Kamala, and he’s not hiding it well. The whole diaper incident just proves how unhinged he’s becoming."

As the 2024 race heats up, one thing is clear: Trump is in for the fight of his life, and the prospect of facing Kamala Harris has him quaking in his boots—or, in this case, his overflowing diaper.

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