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Annie's avatar

Dear God - I'm laughing at their stupidity. And your awesome memes/vids and jokes, thank you for you! But, I'm crying because this effs all of us over. This is going to be VERY bad and my retirement is in the shitter. I now realize I will be working until I'm 80 if I live that long. Oh God! Sigh....

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God's avatar

I am crying too. Things were just starting to go well for us. That's all over now.

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Karen Hall's avatar

😢💔

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HI2thDoc's avatar

There is a gargantuan difference in value between the penguins and Russia's brutal dictator. Penguin guano is valuable nitrogen rich fertilizer. Putin's bullshit isn't good for anything but oppression.

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Sarah3000's avatar

It just proves that the MAGA cult believes what they want to believe. Trump has been up front about all the mayhem and chaos he was going to unleash upon America. But did they hear any of it? No. Instead they focused on "owning the libs" and causing suffering to people who don't look like them. The thing they held above everything else was Trump's promise of retribution. They thought their lives were miserable because of immigrants, women, and DEI hires when in reality it was the oppression of billionaires who they have now handed the keys to the government. It is so much cognitive dissonance, it's hard to watch. We are in the twilight zone and 1984 all at the same time.

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HI2thDoc's avatar

Hey Geiger person, whoever the hell you are, how does it feel to be over here with the "fairly stupid partisans on the left?"

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peter levine's avatar

The very least that should happen is the wipe out of the Republican Party in the manner Paul has predicted. Before that though Trump and Musk need to be deported to El Salvador in exchange for the illegally deported Mr Garcia.

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Debbie Wilkerson's avatar

So extremely happy to support God for once!!!

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Cecilia Rodriguez Griffin's avatar

Dear God, those memes are hysterical! I sure needed that laugh today.

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Carl Shubitowski's avatar

Go God! I will be at the Boston protest Saturday

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Thomas Schumacher's avatar

Annie and God…

Well, I’m 78 (not quite 80), and I waisted four years 1966-1970 doing the other crazy enterprise of this wacky nation in VN. I should have gone to Canada then. But, found a degree of redemption becoming qualified and treating the psychological wounds of fellow veterans and families for over 48 years, who suffered and died earlier than they should have. Much too earlier!

This gang of fools are like very young children who were left in a parent’s car, engine running, on a steep hill, above a high precipice and busy highway, whilst the parent goes into a bar for a quick shot or two…. (In this parable you can assign figurative roles to this metaphorical parent.)

The children begin behaving poorly, and soon engage the transmission, pulling the auto out of park and into Drive. The car of state (world) can see what is happening…but remain powerless.

“With folly even the gods contend in vain,” Friedrich Schiller.

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Flower Child's avatar

At what point do the powers that be realize that Trump is a fucking lunatic and remove him.

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Lady Emsworth's avatar

Yes. About time for the 25th.

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Nancy's avatar

That won't work. Basically because HE can decide when he's fit enough to come back. X-P

It was passed in a panic over that time, I think it was -- Wilson? -- had a stroke in office: he wasn't dead, but he wasn't capable of doing the job again yet. X-P

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Lady Emsworth's avatar

Funny, I thought being able to say "We told you so!" would feel a lot more comforting. . .

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Allie Mac's avatar

Not the penguins unionizing before we get free healthcare

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Michele Dukinfield's avatar

I almost feel guilty for getting out in 2023. Almost. We have decent to amazingly good wines here in Italy, and the most we’ve paid for a bottle was under €9.

Cars? We can buy cars made in the EU and nearly any country in the world.

We don’t need food from the US; we get ours mostly from within Italy. But being in the EU makes products from so many other countries affordable.

We built a lot of our furniture from flat packs from a German company, the table and chairs on the balcony from an IKEA like Danish company that’s been around for nearly 70 years.

The felon is venal, demented and a malignant narcissist. When his genius idea to make the entire world kiss his saggy ass fails spectacularly, he will be so angry that he just may have a CVA.

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Kiera Stroup's avatar

I read God’s posts all the time so the least I could do was upgrade. God’s gotta make a living too. Oh, and thanks for all the memes. Golden.

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Lisa Nystrom's avatar

It’s going to be a bumpy ride, no doubt. This is absolutely nuts.

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KJT's avatar

I’m coming around to the theory that it’s a “pump and dump” scheme, and basically insider trading on a grand scale. That and/or he’s an idiot.

If the tariffs get rolled back before the markets open Monday, we’ll know for sure.

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