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RFK Jr. Names Brain Worm As Running Mate

Brainy’s selection is being hailed as a smart move by the NY Times editorial board.

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May 09, 2024
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Independent presidential candidate Robert F. Kenney Jr. named a parasitic brain worm he only refers to as ‘Brainy’ as his running mate Tuesday at a rally in Oakland, California.

“A worm ... got into my brain and ate a portion of it and then died. In honor of that worm, I’m so proud to introduce you to the next vice president of the United States, this li…

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