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So tired of all the grift by these right-wing nuts!

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Trump has spawned a new generation of grifters.

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Truly, if he wants to be a "king" he can claim "king of the grifters". I think he has surpassed that pillow dude! I bet he continues to come up with new crap even if he looses, and those stupid followers will still buy from him.

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He absolutely will, even if it’s from prison!

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Jesus should be revoking a lot of Baptisms. Maybe do a reject of the Week? Otherwise he'll get worn out. Lots of Love always to Jesus 😍💕

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Reject of week? How long would that take for Congress?

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The years have not been kind to Russell

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I think being evil may do that to you.

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Sounds like the work of the Devil. Or just plain stupid. Are these separate? :D

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No, not at all

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And you can bet you have to go on the (evil) internet to buy it!

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You are right. I'm sure he hasn't exactly set up brick and mortar outlets.

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Another nut job who sexually assaults women jumping on the Jesus wagon. Does the amulet come with a pair of his tighty whiteys that he uses for “baptisms?

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His "Brand" Means "Danger" >:p

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I see what you did there.

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What he's wearing looks like a fall alert monitor. If I need one of those, I'll get it from a reputable company that does actually monitor it.

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I had one of those monitors. I was sitting on my sons deck having coffee with him and his wife when I got a call to let the EMTs into my apartment because my monitor had notified them that I had fallen. That happened 6 times that day. They don't have GPS.

I now have a smart watch. It only contacts emergency numbers if I have a hard fall, I can wear it in the shower, and it has GPS. It also keeps track of my steps, calories, sleeping hear rate and so much more. If you are a fall risk, you need a product that will send emergency services to you, not to your registered address.

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May I ask, where did you get a smart watch with those features? I'd like to check into them.

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I got it on Amazon. I couldn't afford a new one, so I bought it refurbished. My daughter in law likes it so much that I bought her one, too!

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Most Apple Watches have the feature that knows when you’ve fallen. It works very well. It asks if you’re okay and if you need emergency services. It will also call your emergency contact.

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Almost all “supplements” are of no value whatsoever AND potentially harmful. I have seen so much of this grifting in 44 years of medical practice.

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I hate that I used to like him. What a disappointment.

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I remember long ago when he was funny.

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WTF was Katie Perry thinking? On a separate note… I knew Arthur. Arthur was a friend of mine. And you are no Arthur.

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Did you know Dudly Moore??? That’s really cool if you did, I loved everything he did. And you’re correct, Russell is about as close to being him as I am to being Katy Perry… damnit.

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Nah. Wish I did! Loved the movie. I was doing a bad Lloyd Bentsen impersonation talking to Quayle

https://www.nbcnews.com/video/1988-vp-debate-flashback-senator-you-re-no-jack-kennedy-772079171647

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I got it without the link. My all time favorite debate moment until "He is an unserious man".

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“Not a serious man” was a fantastic “less is more” moment. Crushed him! To hear that from a black woman took his lunch money.

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They were married

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Well that's not creepy. He says he was promiscuous, not a molesterer or rapist .Qualities I certainly looked for in a husband.

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I don't get the Katy Perry reference.

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Once his looks fade, which they already are, people will stop paying attention to him.

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He certainly hasn't improved with age. I didn't know that you retracted baptisms. I was lied to by organized religion. That's not a revelation.

Thanks JFC, as always.

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Several of my acquaintances have bought Trumps promises and some even bought his bibles.

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I guess they won't be your new besties?

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Such a tool. 🙄

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