Dear Humans,
Lo, the internet has delivered unto thee a rare and sacred gift: ICE thugs repeatedly falling on ice in public.
In Minnesota, ICE agents were filmed running, slipping, flailing, and falling on ice. Three separate incidents so far. So I edited them together into a divine compilation, set to hilarious music.
1. ICE Agents Slipping on Ice Compilation!
Let us be very clear about what you are watching.
These are masked federal agents with the power to abduct you, cage you, and destroy your family in an instant, slipping on ice like a Looney Tunes cartoon because they forgot winter exists in Minnesota.
One agent wipes out mid sprint.
Two agents wipe out simultaneously like synchronized fascist swimmers. (Note: It looks like a gun goes off, but it’s just a flash-light.)
And then, in the darkest clip, an agent slips, recovers, and follows a detained immigrant into a porta-potty.
Umm….why? Do they now guard people inside porta potties? Or is he sexually abusing her?
I wouldn’t be surprised. Because here are the “rules” ICE-holes operate under now:
You are not allowed to record them. Ever.
They are allowed to murder you if they get mad.
These people insist they’re serious professionals performing serious work for a serious nation. They’re not only white supremacists, they’re blithering idiots.
Anyway, I made this video compilation for you. Enjoy watching these ICEholes get smote by Mother Nature and I’ll see you afterwards in section 2.
2. Why Now?
Now ask yourself; why this is happening now?
Why the escalation?
Why all the murder?
Why the sudden desire to attack every nation in the Western hemisphere?
God knows why.
Maybe, just maybe, it’s because it has been one full month since 100% of the Epstein files were due by Act of Congress. And do you know how much they’ve released? .6%.
That’s point six percent.
Not sixty. Not six. Point six. The Trump admin is blatantly breaking the law.
And instead of answers on all the redactions they made, which they are required to provide, we got murder.
Instead of transparency, we got World War 3, brought to you by Trump.
But just look at these absolute failures of men.
ICE agents are too stupid to realize you can’t run on ice.
These morons think they can conquer Greenland?! HA!
Their authority is brittle. They are stupid. They are loud. And history eats scumbags like this alive.
You’re already seeing it crack.
You’re already seeing the rebellion grow larger. This very newsletter has gained 6k subscribers in the last few weeks.
You’re seeing millions of good humans say no. In the battle of Good Vs. ICE, good will win in the end.
They will fall.
We will stand.
And this time we will defeat these fascists, forever.
3. Join The Rebellion!
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Bless you, humans.
Love,
God
Are you there God, its me, Mark. I am in MN, have been involved in immigrant rights defense for over a year and had a lovely encounter with ICE yesterday. My wife and I are trained constitutional observers. Yesterday, we saw ICE agents drive into a local shopping center. We pulled into the parking lot of Ross clothing and the ICE agents drove over and blocked us in, not allowing us to leave. They turned on their flashing lights, exited their vehicle, came over to the driver's side and attempted to open the car door. Twice. They asked us to roll down the window and we refused, saying that we had every right to be there and were going shopping.
They attempted to intimidate us and when we said we were calling the police they went back to their vehicle. We stayed in the parking lot for a few more minutes, driving around and they continued to circle around us, again attempting to intimidate us.
If you think you know how bad it is here, God (well, maybe you do know, being omnipotent and all), you got no idea. But people are fighting back. I was putting together know your rights packets for businesses yesterday with the ICE watch in my neighborhood. Had over 30 people show up just for that. Before last week, I was told if 5 people showed up, we would be lucky.
I can answer other questions for anyone not here but want to know the situation on the ground
I think I love the one man brave enough to protest alone in Wyandotte, Michigan!