SMITE! Matt Gaetz Defeated!

Scumbag withdraws AG nomination as investigators close In.

Dear Humans,

The new Trump Clown Car hath already lost one of its riders, and I must admit this was a bit swifter than I was expecting.

After being nominated for Attorney General last week, Matt Gaetz - objectively one of the worst people on Capitol Hill - is now withdrawing his nomination as an ethics investigation gets closer to being released.

What’s p…