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Letters From God

SMITE! Racist Tyrants Melt Down Over ‘No Kings’ Day

“No Kings equals no paychecks.”

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God
Oct 16, 2025
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Dear Humans,

Lo, the mighty piss themselves before the people even show up. The wannabe kings of this cursed land are watching their power crack like cheap gold paint in the sun.

Trump is terrified of the Epstein files, his minions are screaming into microphones, and they’re all praying the military can scare you back into silence.

It will not have the d…

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