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SMITE! Stock Market Crashes As Slurring Donald Rambles

Smash like if you want him to burn in hell for all eternity.

Dear Humans,

On today’s episode of The God Show, Jesus and I discuss:

  • President Epstein’s rambling, incoherent press conference as it happens

  • The stock market crashes more than 850 points in response to Donald’s raving lunacy

  • Scott Jennings gets humiliated live on CNN

The world is on fire.

Keep going, humans.

We will outlast their evil.

Love,

God

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