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SMITE! Trump Seriously Worried About Going to Hell

White House confirms he’s serious. Heaven confirms he’s doomed.

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God
Oct 13, 2025
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Dear Humans,

Lo, God’s cup of schadenfreude once again overfloweth.

Donald Trump — the man who spent his life telling lies and doing evil — is now seriously worried he’s not getting into Heaven.

God just might die laughing! 🤣

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