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Tracy Kohlbeck's avatar

OMG, "His ‘special place’ is ready and waiting. It includes a dirt-plated cell with an old TV that only plays footage of Obama receiving the Nobel Peace Prize on an infinite loop." made me belly laugh. Thanks for that, it was much needed!

Gillie's avatar

Meal times will consist of leafy greens without dressing and no diet soda.

Joanne Rossmassler Fritz's avatar

This was exactly the part I was going to quote! Thank you, Tracy. And thank you, God. If we can still laugh, Donold hasn’t destroyed us yet!

P J Johnston's avatar

There is truly a special place for him below, thank you God!

Elizabeth Ratkovich's avatar

Thank you God for a good, tension-relieving laugh! That hasn’t happened in days.

Lizzie's avatar

Yes, I am one and so disappointed! God, you missed a chance!

Bryan J's avatar

And hoping the Obama loop is accompanied by Kamala’s laugh. 😂

M Corbin's avatar

And to add to the loop Biden eating ice cream wearing aviators.

Punkette's avatar

Snort! YES!!! 😝

Alessandra Wutholen's avatar

Death might ignore your texts because even she doesn’t want to have him for eternity !!!

JP Connolly's avatar

"Think of the worms," muttered Death.

Robot Bender's avatar

Sir Terry Pratchett's "Death?"

Denise Palesch's avatar

Best line, IMHO, “I’ve been holy ghosted.”

If the HG ever comes on the God Pod, there will be some major explaining to be done.

Ann Panda's avatar

God, LOL. I love what's on the TV in his cell!

Sarah3000's avatar

My favorite line so far- "At this point, I suspect Death may be compromised. They may be a lifelong Republican." No truer words were ever said.

Robot Bender's avatar

"They?" There's more than one out there?

Sarah3000's avatar

Actually yes. There are several of them in the current administration turning our country into Hell on earth.

Denise Palesch's avatar

Sure.

Just to get things rolling—the Black Death, Death by a Thousand Cuts, deaths by legal definition, plus one has all those murder mystery titles.

Sarah3000's avatar

Sorry, misqouted the quote, LOL.

Karyn Milos's avatar

"They" can also be gender-neutral singular. Thankfully.

Cat's avatar

I forgive you, God. I know you work in mysterious ways.

Bernadette Jaroch-Hagerman's avatar

If Emily Dickinson was right, and "Hope is the thing with feathers," then we'll just have to keep on singing and practice for that glorious day of reckoning. In the meantime, his place in Hell is surely reserved. Karma is a bitch.

Maria 🇮🇪's avatar

Oh God. Thanks in your time of Heartache Ye can Still as Always make us/me laugh! Pres Obama on a loop receiving the Nobel Peace Price, in a dirt plated cell.🤣🤣 LOL and Spat my coffee Everywhere!

Hope Ye are well….💚

Jo Burns's avatar

Disappointment is real, but sometimes you can't get what you want. Keep a stiff upper lip and carry on! Love the old TV on loop in his cell. Is this the pedophile prison Greenland is building in their northern most frigid regions? Andy mentioned it in his post this a.m. (satire) As I read it, I couldn't stop humming "Wish you were here" ~Pink Floyd.

Richard's avatar

I wake up each morning thinking: is the 🍊🤡💩 dead yet!

Richard's avatar

He needs to go to hell to burn 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥. Also, I wonder who will be his cell mate down there.

djw's avatar

Yes, but before he does, I want him to be thoroughly humiliated (as if *that* were possible!) and decimated by every possible court. A perp walk down 5th Avenue might be nice.

Jennifer Roussel's avatar

I would love that but he has too many Republikkkan protectors for that to happen.

Rhoda Ozen's avatar

When I read that the hope began to spring eternal. The birds were singing and although night the sun began to shine.

Then it landed safely the plane was fixed and he got there safely.

I think you must text death asap!

Teri Gelini's avatar

We all get misled and you are not in trouble. We understand just keep doing the great work you do

Patricia Carlton's avatar

So sad. Hopefully next time. Next flight back.

Carmen Honacker's avatar

I am currently listening to Trump's live speech in Davos. You know how God in his podcasts has fire shooting out of his eyes? That's me and then some. I am so incredibly ashamed of being an American right now. He is currently threatening all of them with consequences if they are not going to give him Greenland.

He's been speaking for almost an hour. Rambling about random made up shit, insulting every single nation (I think my favorite was that the US won WW2 and out of pure goodness of their heart "gave back Greenland" because the Danish were occupied within one day by Germany. He also said that if the US wouldn't have won WW2, all of you in the room would now speak German and maybe some Japanese"). He is now bringing down drug prices by 1000%.

I could go on, because he is literally just rambling. Oh, also, green energy and climate change is a hoax and every time a windmill turns it's losing/costing a country 1000 Dollars.

Its only 3:30 pm here, but I think I need to drink! F THIS GUY!

DL Jr's avatar

I won’t watch. He’s nauseating!