Dearest Human,
Yesterday very special boy Melon Husk made a very special appearance at his idol’s very special rally. Wearing his favorite black “Make America Great Again” cap and an “Occupy Mars” shirt, Musk literally jumped for joy. His belly flesh sloshing this way and that, his shirt akimbo, the moment quickly went viral. Musk went on to call himself “Dark MAGA,” which I can only assumes means “extremely racist.”
The Internet saw this and did what it did best…mock him to oblivion. Here are God’s favorite memes and jokes!
