Thanks to you...

Dearest Human,

TODAY marks FIVE-MONTHS of God on Substack!

IT’S OUR BIRTHDAY!!! WOOO!!

In the last month we:

• Posted once to twice everyday, covering all the latest daily news

• Put out four 30-minute animated episodes of the God Pod

• Increased our value for our paid subscribers by increasing our exclusive content by 80%

• Hosted live-chats for both the presidential and vice-presidential debates in our private chat channel

• God went live during the VP debate, becoming the first Substacker EVER to use OBS! We were THE ONLY live-stream on Substack where you could actually watch the debate!

• Rose to #73 on the Substack politics charts. Just 3-4,more spots till we pass both Ann Coulter and Libs of TikTok (these rankings are determined by paid subscriber count)

Your support keeps me going in every way possible!

Thanks to you, I now get to work with experienced comedy professionals on making a sitcom for God.

What do you think the title should be? That’s the step we’re at right now.

Your wonderful reviews are positive and a joy to read. It means everything to me!

To my paid subscribers, your support allows me to keep spreading the good word. And to my entire community, I am profoundly grateful for all of you because, without you, God wouldn't be what it is today. Thank you so much!

To celebrate our milestone, I'm offering a special one-day discount! For today only, you can become a paid subscriber at a 20% discount. Just click here to claim God’s Pumpkin Spice Special and support God. Don’t miss out on this divine deal and unlock all our exclusive content! (Valid through October 8, 2024)

Thank you for being on this journey with me and for your love and support. I have faith in you, my beautiful humans.

Love,

God

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