Thanks to you...
Dearest Human,
This week marks the FOUR-MONTH anniversary of God on Substack, and I can’t believe our divine community has grown to over 63,000 beautiful humans! Thank you for renewing my faith in humanity every day. Your support keeps me going in every way possible!
For example, over the last month, I got Covid for the first time, and you all showed me so much love and care. We watched the DNC in chat together, and will watch the presidential debate on Tuesday night (Sept. 10).
I am passionate about continuously improving our creative product to deliver you the best possible experience. While right wing podcasters get all their support from Peter Thiel and Vladimir Putin, we here at God work directly for YOU. Wonderful individuals who want to change the world. It’s beautiful.
Your support has made it possible for us to increase the number of posts, with Jesus writing more. Your support means that soon we will be able to bring back multiple people you have missed, such as The Holy Spirit, Moses, and Satan. We are working to expand our videos in so many ways, from new sets to new expressions to new animations. Maybe I’ll write a pilot! The sky is literally the limit. Big things are coming…thanks to your support!
Your sweet messages telling me how funny you think I am and how much you love what I do mean everything to me.
Here’s a few recent testimonials for God:
"You are fun, funny, and wondserful. And fangirling isn't my thing." - Lynn
"I supported your work because I think you are priceless." - Michael
"I believe in the Substack God. " - Michele
"You see me when I’m sleeping. You know when I’m awake. Wait! That’s Santa. But you’re all-knowing, right? And we need a reliable source for truth. Humor makes it so much less painful. 🤗" - Carole
"I support your work because I’ve always loved God, and you’re one of my favorite incarnations of this Being!" - Lexi
"You have chosen to stand up for the oppressed." - JB
"I supported your work because you help me feel sane when the political scene gets scary." - Pat
To my paid subscribers, your support allows me to keep spreading the good word. And to my entire community, I am profoundly grateful for all of you because, without you, God wouldn't be what it is today. Thank you so much!
To celebrate our milestone, I'm offering a special one-day discount! For today only, you can become a paid subscriber at a 20% discount. Just click here to claim your September Rise Of Democracy Special and support God. Don’t miss out on this divine deal and unlock all our exclusive content! (Valid through September 8th, 2024)
Thank you for being on this journey with me and for your unwavering support. I have faith in you, humans.
Love,
God
PS - If you’re enjoying God’s newsletter, can I get a like and an amen?
I'm not an American so I really don't have a horse in this race, but I truly wish the best of all possible outcomes for my US friends and relatives.
I support you because you’re so very funny! And, for what it’s worth, I’m a retired pastor and I find your theology very deep!