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Jan Frederick's avatar

I am looking forward to, in 2025, my first giant "I TOLD YOU SO" to any one of my relatives who deserve it. Maybe even multiple relatives. The drone obsession is due to the lack of new Q conspiracies because their candidate won. Merry Youmas and Happy Birthday, Jesus!! Merry Christmas, God!! Amen! Awomen!

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Christine Lynn's avatar

I am looking forward to saying “oh no! thoughts and prayers” to all the cult members when all the shit happens in 2025.

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Christie sebo's avatar

Merry everything!!xoxo

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Jan Frederick's avatar

What does DonOld need a library for?? He will probably bring all of the presidential papers to MALG so no one else will get access to them and he can give secrets away to any world leaders willing to pay him.

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Laura Durnell ♿️ ♀️'s avatar

One building for a board picture book on the alphabet that he still hasn't finished reading is a waste of 15 million.

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Unapologetic Diabetic's avatar

I FINALLY am an Italian citizen! Eight years and tons of bs! I’m going to plan a trip or two in 25, get a better blood sugar sensor and stop giving time and rent free space to people and things that don’t deserve me.

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Peaceful Mary T.'s avatar

Thank you, God and Jesus for making 2024 more bearable! Happy birthday, JC, and I look forward to more from you next year! <3

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Laura Durnell ♿️ ♀️'s avatar

The God Pod is my reason to live. That and tiramisu, which translates to "Lift you up!"

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Kay's avatar

Thank you God!!

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Jed V's avatar

Whaaaaaa! You can't call this a holiday special without having Santa on.

All I want for Christmas is to hear Santa smite the naaaaaaaaaughty chillllllllldrrrrren!

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Melissa McCullough's avatar

That’s for Krampus

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Jed V's avatar

I take it you're not a long time listener?

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Melissa McCullough's avatar

You would be wrong. It was a joke. Santa should visit the show.

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Jed V's avatar

And now that you mention it, Krampus would be a hell of a guest too.

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Sandy's avatar

Not sure about the rest of the questions but I suggest Jesus et al party at a children’s hospital. Therefore the best way to honor Jesus and other Christ children would be to give presents to foster and/or low income children. Being Jesus and all….

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Hannah's avatar

JFC is going to Cabo for an end of year orgy, or so he said.

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Laura Lesson's avatar

Hey there, God! thanks for helping me get thru evil times. I always knew God had a huge sense of humor—he created humans after all. You keep me from despair. keep it up. Hallelujah ❤️🌹

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Eleanor Dalglish's avatar

No one wants my reason to live... I have a rescue snake who needs looking after. I'm a PTSD grumpy ass living with a PTSD grumpy asp, so we rub along fine. He can get in and out of anywhere, which means he's quite feral and generally under my bed farting. Until he masters opening the freezer to get his own food, I'd better stick around for him.

My New Year's Resolution is to learn patience. It's been my resolution now for over half a century so I'm bound to get it soon. Aren't I?

Loads of love to you all out there. Stay safe and well. Big hugs, especially to God and Jesus for helping keep us all sane in this mad, mad world. 💝🤗💝 Amen.

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Uncle Bear Publishing LLC's avatar

My hope in 2025 is that the Trumpers will wake up and turn on the Republican party big time. But, before that happens, there will be lots of pain. Frankly, if that is what it takes to knock sense into these people, I guess that's what has to happen. I also hope that some really good hackers will hack into rich people's accounts and drain them dry.

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Uncle Bear Publishing LLC's avatar

"It's hard to get things down once they're up" was obviously NOT Trump referencing his penis, which is never up.

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Eleanor Dalglish's avatar

And not by much when it does rise either...

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Melissa McCullough's avatar

I’m looking forward to more Godpod. Is there not a New Year’s party or anything, God?

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Sally Burton's avatar

God and Jesus 2028

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