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The God Pod Weekly Recap (06.09.24)

God

Jun 09, 2024

**I made so much funny stuff this week. Review this week’s offerings and let me know which was your favorite…or least favorite! - Love, God**

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Jesus Revokes Baptism From Russell Brand After Just One Month

God

Jun 3

HEAVEN - In a surprising celestial decree, Jesus Christ has officially revoked Russell Brand's baptism, just a month after the comedian took the holy plunge in the River Thames. The Son of God cited "unforeseen circumstances and ongoing spiritual disruptions" as reasons for the unprecedented retraction.

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Punxsutawney Phil Predicts 5 More Months of "What About Hunter Biden?"

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Trump Realizes He Will Never Get To Shoot Somebody On 5th Avenue

God

Jun 6

Trump Realizes He Will Never Get To Shoot Somebody On 5th Avenue

In an ironic twist of fate, former President Donald Trump, who once famously claimed he could shoot someone on 5th Avenue without losing any voters, had his New York gun permit revoked yesterday following his recent felony conviction. This unexpected development has left Trump reflecting on the dashed dreams of his infamous hypothetical scenario.

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I Image Of Trump Only Time He Will Ever Be Happy

Trump Lets Out Wicked Fart During Interview With Dr. Phil

Trump Begs the Supreme Court to Make His Penis Bigger

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Dolly Parton Fan Army Declares ‘Operation Rhinestone Shield,’ Seizes Offices of ‘The Federalist’

God

Jun 8

Dolly Parton Fan Army Declares ‘Operation Rhinestone Shield,’ Seizes Offices of ‘The Federalist’

WASHINGTON, D.C. - In a bold and unexpected move, the Dolly Parton Fan Army has launched "Operation Rhinestone Shield," successfully seizing the offices of conservative news site "The Federalist." The fan army, known for their fierce loyalty and bedazzled denim jackets, began their takeover early Saturday morning. Witnesses report a convoy of pink Cadill…

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God and Jesus Laugh at Trump's Felony Conviction for a Solid 30 Minutes (VIDEO)

God

Jun 6

God and Jesus Laugh at Trump's Felony Conviction for a Solid 30 Minutes (VIDEO)

Happy Pride Month! What a week it was! Jesus and God catch up and laugh and laugh and laugh. We discuss where we were when we first heard the news that Trump was convicted, and everything that’s happened since. We discuss: Cult leader convicted Cult leader’s followers go apeshit

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