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For a group who doesn’t like brown/tan people, they all seem to wear a lot of bronzer. 😏🙄

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It almost makes one wonder if their hatred is based on jealousy.

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LOL! X-D Is it jealousy or envy? I always get those two mixed up... :)

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Dear God: I don't know how you pore through this human sewage and report on it, but you're God. You clearly have tools I lack. Ha. Thank you for doing this so I don't have to. You give me moments of laughter in my despair.

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Thanks Andra, that means a lot to me.

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Definitely Andra. My soul has been restoredth.

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It looks like the Senate will demand to see the Gaetz investigative report. It must be publicly released, in the national interest. Similarly and more importantly, jack Smith must publicly release all reports and evidence in the Trump stolen documents and Jan 6 insurrection cases.

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Took them long enough.

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lol

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Smith has to write a final report with their findings. It won't be long.

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Sorry, it won't be long until we see it.

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and since Gaetz resigned....he's lost his day job. Does this mean that his seat is open for a special election in FL?

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The silver lining with MAGAts is that because every single one of them is an asshole, they will spend most of their time fighting each other instead of accomplishing all the horrible things they want to do.

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yup

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I picture the Three Stooges, but in greater numbers!!

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Hey buddy! Look at me! I’m finally clawing my way out of my depression and doing the thing! I even made a post and everything! Yay!

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Hey man! Welcome! Everyone follow this leftist creator! He is brilliant and hilarious.

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Thank you for giving me hope, God! RFKJr eating McDonalds is amazing. The little bottle of Coke is amazing. 😂😂😂 What a hypocrite. Mike Johnson needs to go be with his family. His sons’ app monitoring Dad’s porn use must be going nuts.

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So the Senate is likely to get its hands on the Gaetz report. Of course it will. Someone, probably several someones, will leak it.

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May they all die of clogged arteries. Oh wait, that would imply they have hearts. So may they all just choke on their BS.

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Correct as usual, Dad. It looks like RFKJ is starting in on Trump's consistent McDonald's consumption. I already know that Bobby and Elon are going to be the first to either quit or get fired.

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Oh, thank you, dear God. I would like to add my thoughts to this. The Orange Asshat has surrounded himself with incompetent people because his ego will not tolerate anyone who, unlike him, is actually able to...you know...do stuff. He is afraid that he wouldn't look like the smartest guy standing. Just wait. The first real emergency, such as a major climatic event, will have them bloviating and running around like chickens sans heads. They will make such a mess of things that they will cause a lot of deaths, like when they conned folk into staying in their homes and not trusting FEMA. They will lose most of their base. Combine the above with tariffs and wildly unpopular 'laws,' which I hope we disobey en masses, and we may see 1) the military step in, escort him from the building and set up new elections, especially after his horrid comments about them and 2) even the Supreme Court, finally getting that they, too, are targets, may way in and reign him in. Also, remember that we have never had a king and are unlikely to bend the knee to one, considering what he has already said he plans to do to us.

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Well, considering that we fought a war to ensure our independence from the last King, it's doubtful anyone is eager to go backwards

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Well, Mr. Trump can say what he wants, but he knows who paid for his lawyers and who paid for his advertising during the campaign. He will rue the day when he let the world’s richest man even sit at the table…

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Good afternoon God. I saw that pic earlier but am glad you unmasked yourself. I just knew you were there with those pissed off eyes.

That's great product placement for McDonald's. Ewww, who eats that crap.

Poor Mikey is still at the kids table.

You continue to provide an uplifting message.... Rebellion!

Oh yeah thanks.

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Just wait for it to happen in the WH and in the highest offices in the nation…. Because it will. You don’t put 2 of the richest, power hungry, narcissist’s together. Especially Musk, the man’s a foreigner and an admitted Socialist. Who were know find out is talking to Putin privately. What kind of bullshit is this?!

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Trump and all his picks are narcissists

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The best caption I remember for the photo with T and Mitt Romney:

T: What’s your name?

Mitt: Reek. My name is Reek.

Turncoat mf deserved all the mocking because he was correctly criticizing T all the way until this lunch. Then he turned lickspittle.

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What else could you expect from the "corporations are people, my friend" guy?

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Oh, dear Lord, if only they'd all self-implode simultaneously and not land any of the explosives on us.

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I got major goosebumps from Nemick’s words. That’s the stuff!! Thanks, God!! 💪🏼💚

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If you liked that, make sure to listen to him say it himself. Link is above the quote.

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