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They’re Dropping Like Flies

And they're burning their hats.

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God
Jul 12, 2025
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Dearest Human,

Oompa loompa doompety doo, I’ve got a perfect story for you.

It’s been six months since Donold returned to the White House and all of his obnoxious brats are dropping off one by one.

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