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Thou Shalt Call Trump 'Taco' From Now On

Trump totally melts down over reporter's taco question.

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God
May 28, 2025
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Dear Humans,

Lo, the people of Wall Street have dubbed Donald Trump… TACO.

And not in a “Taco Bowl Tuesday, I love Hispanics!” way.

No. They call him TACO because it stands for “Trump Always Chickens Out.”

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