Thou Shalt Defy Unlawful Orders

Bless Governor Wes Moore for refusing to authorize National Guard deployment in Maryland.

Dear Humans,

Lo, it is Monday morning. The coffee is hot, the world is still insane, but your inbox is safe because God is here with you. Thank you to the angels who keep this newsletter alive. Free readers, I love you. Paid readers, I love you and thank you for keeping this newsletter alive and smiting.

As you’ve no doubt heard, Donald “PEDO” Trump has d…