Thou Shalt Leave Greenland The Hell Alone

Thou shalt leave everyone alone.

President Peace Prize, seen here greatly exaggerating his manhood.

Dear Humans,

Lo, last night aboard Air Force One, President Epstein Redaction said this:

“We need Greenland from a national security situation. It’s so strategic. We do need Greenland, absolutely. We need it for defense. Right now, Greenland is covered with Russian and Chinese ships all ove…