Thou Shalt Not Create A Federal Database Of Pregnant Women!
God is frigging furious.
Dear Americans,
As the Almighty LORD THY GOD, I’ve watched over humanity for thousands of years. I’ve seen the evolution of societies, the rise and fall of empires, and the ebb and flow of human rights. Today, I’m frigging furious over Alabama Senator Katie Britt’s proposal for the ‘MOMS’ act, which OF COURSE she says would help moms, but in fact would create a federal database of pregnant women. And that is terrifying.
This dystopian database not only infringes on personal freedoms but paves the way for a ‘Handmaid’s Tale’ future.
Once created, anytime a woman gets pregnant, they would be forced to sign up for this database. They would be force-fed pro-life propaganda and denied all access to any information even considering the option for abortion. What’s next? GPS collar trackers to put on their necks to make sure they don’t try to flee to a state that offers abortion access? I can just hear them now, “These GPS, or GOD positioning system trackers, will keep all babies safe from baby-eating atheists.”
Set against the backdrop of a second Trump presidency, and the onslaught of Project 2025, there is no question that Republicans are viewing “The Handmaid’s Tale” not as a work of fiction, but as a guide for how to form the future.
Did this proposal set off alarm bells across the political spectrum? Was it being covered on all major news networks? I didn’t see anything about it except for what I saw online. Oh, I’m sure it was mentioned on some broadcasts, but sparingly, if at all. No time for any of that while they’re busy obsessing about other things.
BUT GOD SAW IT. The mere suggestion of such a database should be driving everyone in the country who believes in personal freedom, privacy, and public health…absolutely insane. I implore you to stand with me against this measure. Spread the word about what the Republicans are trying to do. It’s not enough for them to take away a woman’s right to choose. They will never stop reaching for more. They won’t stop until every woman has an implant that tracks their physical location at all times.
Thou shalt not create a federal database of pregnant women, for it is an affront to the sanctity of personal autonomy and the essence of human dignity.
THE LORD HAS SPOKEN!
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God and Jesus discuss all this at length, watch the podcast in video form:
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They aren’t pro-life, but they are pro-slavery via forced births — Slavery imposed by removing self-determination. It’s hardly a new idea. Maybe Mike Pence kept a database of all the women who notified him of their menstrual periods.
Another GREAT pod God! Very clever use of “Serena” from the Handmaid’s Tale. OfFred would be a good name too.
The repubs constantly accuse us libs of being pedophiles, why would they support child marriages, besides the lame, so-called “freedom” aspect of it? That puts the repubs in a bit of a pickle if you ask me!