Thou Shalt Not Put People In Jail For Being Homeless!
By Jesus
Hey folks, it’s Jesus speaking up again, and I’ve got to say, I’m beyond furious about what’s gone down in your Supreme Court. So, the big shots in their fancy robes have now decided it’s a great idea to throw people in the slammer just because they don’t have a roof over their heads. Can you wrap your heads around that? Really? Seriously? We’re punishing poverty now?!?
Let me paint you a picture. Imagine a single mom, working two jobs just to put food on the table. She loses her apartment because rent skyrockets while wages stay stuck in the mud due to corporate greed. She ends up in a tent city, struggling to keep her kids safe and fed. And what does your Supremely Cruel and Unusual Court say? "Lock 'em up."
Listen up, Clarence Thomas, Samuel Alito, Beer Guy and the Handmaid’s Tale lady. Instead of throwing human beings behind bars, how about not doing that evil thing?!? Why must you be so horrible?!
Many of you claim to be followers of my teachings, but you just officially made being homeless a CRIME. You’re a crime!! Taking bribes, supporting terrorists, you’re all criminals. You should be in jail. You think Jesus doesn’t see you, but Jesus do. Jesus is on his couch in Heaven, surfing the Internet and watching you at all times.
Seriously, what the HECK did I even get crucified for? If these justices are Christians, they make me ashamed to be Jesus Christ.
This isn’t justice; it’s a disgrace! You shall be judged by how you treat the least amongst you…and you are treating your most vulnerable people like criminals. I judge you as criminals.
As Jesus, I consider myself extremely loving and merciful. I’m super chill. But even Jesus has his limits. There’s a line you don’t cross and they crossed it…and I hate crosses.
Where’s the love? Where’s the kindness? What has happened to you, Americans? Jesus is quite mad and disappointed.
I challenge you to raise your voices. Do whatever it takes to take back the Supreme Court from these corrupt criminals. Lie your way onto the court, like they did! Lie your asses off. But get it done. Because this isn’t just about laws on paper; it’s about the soul of your society.
Love,
Jesus Christ
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How does the Supreme Court’s ban on homeless camps make you feel? Share your thoughts in the comments.
As a former homeless person, I dare ANY of those holier-than-thou asshats to spend a week on the streets with no money and nowhere to live...no one ASKS to be homeless, most of the time it's just unforeseen circumstances that makes them into someone that society thinks brought this onto themselves. Things look a whole hell of a lot different when you're not in your ivory towers, trust me.
This is horrific. The majority of homeless people in our country need HELP, not punishment!