Thou Shalt Not Freak Out Over Drag Queens at the Olympics—It’s Not the Last Supper

By Jesus Christ

Dear Humans,

It’s me, Jesus. I’ve been seeing a lot of rage about the drag queens and LGBTQ+ inclusion at the Olympics opening ceremony and, well, I’ve got a few things to say.

First off, let's get something straight: The scene causing all this fuss CLEARLY isn’t the Last Supper. It’s an ancient Greek Bacchanal. Who do you think the blue guy is? Me? LOL. …