Thou Shalt Not Give Yourself A Peace Prize Whilst Committing Crimes Against Humanity
This is evil.
Dear Humans,
Lo, the fascist buffoon forced FIFA to create a peace prize just so he could drape it around his own neck. He also slapped his name onto The Institute of Peace and then fell asleep there.
He did all this in the same week the world learned his government ruthlessly killed survivors of a U.S. bombing strike who were waving for help.
1. Thou Shalt Not Give Yourself A Peace Prize Whilst Committing Crimes Against Humanity
A small boat was hit by a U.S. strike. Several men survived the blast and ended up in the water, injured and terrified but alive. For 43 minutes they waved for help.
They weren’t armed. They weren’t charging anyone. They weren’t part of any declared conflict. They were trying to live long enough for someone to pull them out.
Instead, they were killed. Everyone responsible for this crime against humanity must be prosecuted.
The Pentagon can’t say who they were because no one bothered to find out. The administration is trying to cast fishermen as terrorists to justify war against Venezuela, so they can steal the oil.
Meanwhile, President Atrocity can’t even stay awake. He has bruises on his hand and the White House is lying about why, saying he “shakes too many hands.” He should not be getting any peace prize. He shouldn’t be president. He should be in a long term care home for dementia patients.
The only prize he should win is the Piss Prize.
2. Murder Isn’t Peace
Thou shalt not murder foreigners and call it peace. It’s the opposite of peace. It’s war.
Every person in that chain of command must face the highest level of legal accountability available to humanity. If you sign off on killing survivors who are begging for help, you answer for it.
History is very clear on that point. Killing boat survivors is literally the textbook example of an unlawful order at the U.S. Naval Academy.
So here is what happens now.
You speak this story into every corner of your world until the people in power have nowhere left to hide.
You push. You shout. You let your fucking feelings out. You smite these evil bastards into oblivion. Can God get an amen?
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Love,
God







I read your posts and watch your podcast and I try to stay positive. I love this country and have, until today, committed to being part of the solution to this absolute shitshow. But last night the trump administation released the 2025 National Security Strategy. After reading about it, the very next thing I googled was how to become a digital nomad. Pray for all of us sane Americans that we can keep fighting this abominable administration. "Thank you for your attention to this matter". 🤪🙄
Amen God. Holy cow, they were in the water for 43 minutes before the second strike. That makes it so much worse of a crime. Thank you for bringing out that fact God. Keep up the pressure. Force Congress to do the job that they were intended to and out the whole truth.