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Stelladona's avatar

It’s time you welcomed him home, God

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Anne B's avatar

Hmm is it really God who would be welcoming? I’m thinking it’s the other big guy 🔥🔥

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Lady Emsworth's avatar

Just tell him the burgers are sizzling. . .

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Robot Bender's avatar

Hamburders?

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HI2thDoc's avatar

Should have read your post first. Sorry, you beat me to it

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KHKate's avatar

I don't even think Satan wants him. Let him go to some limbo where there'll be no one to pay him any attention. That'll be hell.

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Anne B's avatar

Another great option!👍

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HI2thDoc's avatar

I think you're talking to the wrong kingdom-thingy overlord

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Phyllosaurus53's avatar

Would prefer he be sent to another “home.” 😂

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Lady Emsworth's avatar

Someone should mention to trump that if HE can run for a third term - so can Obama. . .

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Lisa Nystrom's avatar

That just might work… but it needs to come from Obama himself….”If The Donold can run, so can I…”😆

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John S. Way's avatar

Indeed. Obama 2028 is something thst should rightly terrify any Republican if they even consider this asinine idea of Trump to seek a third term.

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Christine Chapman's avatar

Michelle is too smart!

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John S. Way's avatar

Certainly smarter than the current First Lady, Elonia Musk

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Lynn's avatar

Good thinking!! That would be terrific!

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Phat Khat's avatar

Took the words right out of my mouth!

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Jenyfer Johnson's avatar

Not the way the corrupt RethugliKKans wrote the bill. It would ONLY apply to tRump.

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Nancy's avatar

Ohhh, brilliant... :D

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Elizabeth Behnke's avatar

Dear God, I am an atheist, but I humbly ask You to SMITE THE LIVING SHIT out of Donold.

In Your name, Amen

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Sally Burton's avatar

It's time you and Satan conspire to send DonOLD to either the 9th circle of hell or indeed limbo (neither heaven or hell, maybe purgatory). Also shuddup thy face - I heard that in the style of Joe Dolce (one for the oldies lol).

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Lady Emsworth's avatar

Thanks for the memory! We should learn this and shout it every time he or one of his morons starts to speechify!

https://youtu.be/-Vm5w8KRqAQ?si=IrSakesh3QA-AM-Z

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Niquie Hutchison's avatar

I hold this truth to be self-evident: Not one Christian voted for Trump. Wearing crucifixion jewelry does not make a person a Christian, nor does spouting Bible verses and going to Church every Sunday.

Same as: Supporting the Boy Scouts does not make mob families respectable.

So! Every time we encounter a so-called "Christian" who admits they voted for Trump, it is incumbent upon US to disabuse them of the notion that they followers of Christ. We only need to point out that Trump is a boastful live-action, real-time, walking-talking tutorial on how to break the Ten Commandments.

Yes, I know...I repeat myself but I am positively convinced that we can take down his support one idiot at a time. Tell one idiot "You screwed over Jesus" and that idiot will go tell another idiot what you said, and so on and so forth.

The Far Right So-Called Christian community put this shit back in the Oval Office. And they, themselves, are BAD people!

Therefore, holding Trump supporters within our circle of friends and yes, even family, is as bad as if we voted for him!

We need to be the badasses that they think they are!

Please....take a deep breath and know your bad ass is on the right side of humanity.

I am so proud to be a member of this community.....I thank you all!

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Cam Choiniere's avatar

Best reply I have ever read! 😍

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Niquie Hutchison's avatar

Cam, you are too kind but I thank you nonetheless. I would like everyone to think about Tammy Duckworth. This woman gave two legs and limited use of one arm to her country and she is STILL giving! She is the Queen of the Badasses, having publicly called Pete Hegseth a "F*cking Liar". We need to honor her honesty and bravery and fall in line right behind her.

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Nancy's avatar

I'd known about her legs, but not about her arm limitation, so I'd looked her up after your mention; my goodness, God, You made one tough lady there! She got a medical waiver to CONTINUE in the military, in the Illinois National Guard, /after/ getting badly injured! And had two kids after becoming a double amputee (about a decade after, but still)!

No wonder none of those dickheads intimidate her one iota! :D She RANKS Kegseth by a considerable amount, having retired as a lt. COLONEL, not just a mere major... ;-)

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Niquie Hutchison's avatar

Nancy, Tammy Duckworth is La Reina de las Cingonas. Queen of the Badasses.

Schumer and Durbin need to take lessons from her on how to be strong, and brave and righteous.

Duckworth for President!

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Samantha's avatar

Dear God & Kid, I am becoming truly frightened. Years ago, long before Mump took office, I told my ever-lovin' that Trump is so terrified that ANYTHING OR ANYONE would survive him that he is desperate to see the world entire die, so that he would be the last man standing. He, and they, would rather rule over a burnt out planet of ashes than see even a butterfly continue beyond him. And that is exactly what he is doing. We are all freaking out over his political bullshit, and there is much cause to freak, but he and his are literally trying to kill a world they can neither own nor control. And that puts them all in a very different category. I have this horrible sinking feeling that, come 2028, he will be declared king and the maga weenies still there will just as stupidly endorse that. What, I am asking everyone from God to the microbes in the soil, can we do to stop this? Without a healthy world, there is no life. The co2 is way beyond what it should be, for instance. All creatures have the natural right to protect and defend their lives. Do we, dear Gods of all nations and genders, have that right? Is it a sin to fight the dangers, even if that means that we have to take up arms? Are we too late? We have been, more often than not, terrible stewards of this lovely world. Is it too late to do better?

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Jan Frederick's avatar

Remember how everyone used to joke that politicians always lie? Some of those SAME people foolishly voted for Donald Dipshit and thought the outcome would be different? Why? Was it because the lies he told them were everything they WANTED to hear that they stupidly believed him? It was those reasons plus the fact that he dumped all kinds of crap on the people those voters hated - non-whites, immigrants, Jews, Libs. These voters are being smited because they, too, wished the worse for all of those people who never did them anything! Sorry, God, I just had to vent this morning. Thank you, God! Amen! Awomen! Ramen!

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Kathy J's avatar

I got a nice laugh at the mocked-up portrait with the ear patch!! Thanks for that.

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Richard's avatar

This.

"He clearly needs to stay president as long as he’s alive so that he can stay out of prison. And keep his criminal friends out of prison. And give his criminal friends cabinet positions. And steal every last dollar they can."

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HI2thDoc's avatar

I'm thinking we should start a trump-is-actually-the antichrist meme/viral hashtag and have it propagate. It may reach some of his wacko Xtian rubes

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John Jacob's avatar

Every Nazi wants indefinite power, why should these Nazis want anything different? 🤔

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Julie Lewis's avatar

No he’s definitely not joking. And as I replied to Joe Walsh, that’s exactly what they voted for. They voted for a cult leader who promised them the world and gave them nothing. They thought he’d hurt the people they hate, not them. #FAFO

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Nina's avatar

Don't let him distract you from Signal fiasco!

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Denise Palesch's avatar

He also said, “Everybody is saying (he) should run again,” which tells us the voices in his head are still speaking to him, even if our former allies aren’t.

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Doreen Dalesandro's avatar

I saw a clip of him at one of his maga rallies. All the zombie maggots were cheering the idea of a third term for agent orange. By the look on his face you would have thought he won the Masters Tournament 🤮

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Allie Mac's avatar

Every time Donold shuts up, an angel gets its wings

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Ladycrim's avatar

He’s not joking; he’s trying to normalize the idea so we allow it. Don’t let him.

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