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Letters From God

Thou Shalt Not Pretend The Foo Fighters Support Brain Worms Guy

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Aug 24, 2024
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Dear Humans,

Lo, it was a long week, and God was already exhausted from partying, fornicating, and experiencing pure joy. Then it all came crashing down on Friday. Imagine already having a hangover, turning on the TV, and being forced to endure the prattle of RFK Jr. and Donold. Pure hell.

If there be one silver lining, ’tis that we likely won’t have to …

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