Thou Shalt Not Suggest God Supports You When You're An Evil Prick

Dear Humans,

BEHOLD! Today I am responding directly to former president Donold Trump, who recently said in an interview on Fox News’ Life, Liberty & Levin that God thinks he’s destined to "straighten out our country.”

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Thou Shalt Not Suggest God Supports You When You're An Evil Prick

Here we go!