Thou Shalt Not Take Bribes From Russia And Pretend You Didn’t Know

Give God a frigging break.

Dearest Human,

You often ask why I don’t smite this human or that human who you disagree with, well I did good work this week. SMITE!

But before I get into the details of story, as God’s Substack becomes more prominent, I am attracting more trolls in the comments. For this reason and more, 50% of our posts moving forward will be free for all, and 50% will be locked for paid subscribers (like this one), as will our live chats. Luckily, I am offering a sale right now.

THE RISE OF DEMOCRACY SPECIAL

Because it’s our 4-month anniversary, I'm offering a special discount! For today only, you can become a paid subscriber at a 20% discount. Just click here to claim your September Rise Of Democracy Special and support God. Don’t miss out on this divine deal and unlock all our exclusive content! (Valid through September 8th, 2024)

Thou Shalt Not Take Bribes From Russia And Pretend You Didn’t Know

Here we go!