Trump Begs the Supreme Court to Make His Penis Bigger

"If they can decide elections, they can decide this."

Jun 04, 2024

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Trump holds his arms out wide to indicate how big he wants his penis to be.

NEW YORK CITY – In a move that shocked even his most ardent supporters, former President Donald Trump has reportedly filed an emergency petition to the Supreme Court, requesting a ruling to enlarge his small penis.

The 2024 presumptive Republican nominee made his plea in a ramblin…

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