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Trump Must Drop Out Because He's Old As Fuck

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God
Jul 22, 2024
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Dear Humans,

God here. Now that President Biden has heroically passed the torch to Kamala Harris, can we talk about the orange elephant in the room?

TRUMP MUST DROP OUT BECAUSE HE’S OLD AS FUCK. 

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Yeah, I said it. At 78-years-old, Donald is practically fossilized. You wouldn't trust your grandpa to fix your Wi-Fi, so why let him run the country? He's older …

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