Trump Supporters Are Freaking Out After Donald Freezes Their Federal Aid

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Dear Humans,

Do you hear that? It’s the sound of Trump’s own supporters screaming in terror as his latest “masterstroke” freezes all federal grants and loans, pulling the rug out from under millions—including the very people who voted for him. Let’s break this down.

1. Conservative Churches Hit By Freeze

Trump, in his infinite idiocy and corruption, decided to freeze ALL federal grants and loans. This includes SNAP/EBT, TANF, WIC, federal student loans, and other critical programs. In addition, “Mr. Drain-The-Swamp” just fired 15 Inspectors General, the watchdogs responsible for rooting out corruption and ensuring funds are properly used. It’s looting in broad daylight.

But while liberals have been warning about Trump’s cruelty for years, MAGA supporters are only now realizing—too late—that they’ve been played.

Take “MyNamesNotJeremy,” the facilities director for a conservative church collective, who’s now in panic mode.

Thoughts and tariffs, Jeremy.

2. MAGA Tears Are Delicious

Whether it be freezing funding, deportations, tarrifs, or ending DEI programs, Trump’s voters thought they were electing a savior to punish everyone they hate. Instead, they’re the ones bearing the brunt of his policies.

Did you know that white women were the prime beneficiaries of DEI programs, by far? Lots of Trump supporters in that group.

3. God’s Final Word

Dear MAGA disciples, thou canst drink from the cup of racism without tasting its bitter taste. Thy messiah has abandoned thee, freezing the very loans and grants keeping thy pews, roofs, and “small governments” afloat.

If thou fucketh around, thou shalt find out.

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