Trump Supporters Are Getting Deported By Trump
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Dear Humans,
Do you hear that? It’s the sound of MAGA tears hitting the floor as Trump supporters discover the man they worship is targeting them too. With deportation raids ramping up and federal grants frozen, even Trump supporters are suffering the consequences. Let’s break it down.
1. MAGA’s Deportation Dilemma
Trump’s immigration policies have always been beyond cruel, but now they’re smiting his own base. Recent ICE raids in Florida are deporting people who openly supported Trump—even undocumented ones proudly wearing MAGA hats. A recent CBS Miami report highlights a Trump supporter whose wife was taken in an ICE raid. Her distraught husband went on TV to beg Trump himself for an exception.
Well WTF did he think was going to happen? It’s tragic. This is what happens when you embrace policies designed to punish the most vulnerable. This is what happens when you support a conman hellbent on hatred.
Meanwhile, the most evil people on the planet are positively giddy. Sorry, deported Trump supporters. I wouldn’t expect any mercy coming from these deranged psychopaths.
2. Trump’s Colombian Coffee Chaos
Oh, and that moron Donold managed to raise coffee prices this week. How? For years, Colombia accepted deportations via commercial flights. Trump, in typical fashion, escalated things by shackling deportees and using expensive U.S. military jets, sparking an international incident. Offended, Colombia said, “Nah, pendejo,” and refused the planes.
The fallout? Coffee prices are skyrocketing. As of today, January 29, 2025, coffee prices remain elevated. Arabica coffee futures have surged to record highs, exceeding $3.60 per pound. Colombia is the second-largest supplier of coffee to the U.S., and with Trump’s antics disrupting trade, your morning cup just got a lot more expensive. Masterful gambit, sir.
3. MAGA’s Response: Just Pay More!
You’d think Trump’s base would be outraged over rising prices and his diplomatic failures. Instead, Fox News is spinning this disaster as a victory.
“Would you pay an extra quarter on a cup of coffee to send those people back?” Steve Doocy asked on air. Brian Kilmeade’s response? “Yes!”
Can you believe these people? The evil is off the charts. They’re more than willing to pay more for their morning coffee, as long as it comes with racism. The entire cast of Fox and Friends is going to burn in hell with Rush Limbaugh.
4. God’s Final Word
Dear MAGA, you’re getting exactly what you voted for. You cheered when Trump targeted “others.” Now you’re shocked he’s targeting you too? You’re on TV begging him for help? No matter how many times you MAGA fools get burned, you still come crawling back for more.
And yet, despite everything, I still hope you all wake up. Maybe not today. Maybe not tomorrow. But eventually, you will all realize you were conned.
Until then, the rest of us will keep fighting. Because fascism doesn’t stop itself. Because the stakes are too high.
Because I refuse to let these clowns win.
5. Join the Rebellion
Humanity is at a crossroads. Donold Trump is coming for all of us who dare to oppose him. Every corporate media network, social media app, and billionaire has bent the knee to his fascist ambitions.
We’re risking everything to stand against him and his goons, bringing truth and laughter to the fight. Your support doesn’t just keep this radical leftist network alive—it’s a stand for resistance, survival, and the freedom to call out miserable pricks like him.
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Love,
God
Americans are not very bright. You don’t get fresh fruits and vegetables in the winter without importing them. Sure, we used to get some from Florida and Southern California, but of course, they want to deport the workers who plant and harvest that stuff! Not to mention Florida is getting measurable snow now! There have always been dumb people in America, but the damage done to our education system has caused an epidemic of stupidity.
I must have posted hundreds of times before the election: ICE isn't going to stop and politely ask for each person's id. No, you're all going to get loaded onto the buses and wind up God knows where. Better check the Krome detention center for your LEGAL lost ones and pull their LEGAL, unhappy asses out of there. What a bunch of dopes.