Trump Voter Detained By ICE at Gunpoint
Dear Humans,
ICE doesn’t give a damn about laws, fairness, or even basic logic. If you look like someone they want to harass, that’s all they need. And now, a Trump voter hath learned this bitter truth the hard way.
1. Ah, So Now You Get It
A Hispanic U.S. citizen was detained at gunpoint by ICE. They didn’t even ask for ID. They didn’t check a database. They just saw a Latino man and assumed he had no rights and drew their weapons.
But it’s okay, everyone! Because now he’s questioning his vote for Trump.
Not rejecting it. Not condemning it. Just… thinking about it. Dude, what more must God do to convince you?
I’ve been desperately trying to tell you FOR 10 FORKING YEARS!
They thought the cruelty would only be directed at “illegals.” They thought their papers would protect them from having guns pointed in their face. They thought their mere support would buy them immunity.
They were dead wrong.
2. Memes For Thy Enjoyment
Seen outside a sandwich shop in Canada.
Canadian beer maker trolls Trump with the presidential pack.
The Vance memes are multiplying at an accelerating rate.
No matter which one you pick, you get the Dud.
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Love,
God
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I agree with you that people who voted for Trump should deal with the consequences of their vote. However, this guy seems like he truly regrets his vote. I think his saying that he is wondering (or whatever word he uses) is partly due to his difficulty with English.
I think that people who truly regret their mistake in voting for the Trumpster Fire, can admit their mistake and accept their consequences like an adult should get a little bit of our sympathy. Yes, they should be informed voters, but with wealthy oligarchs controlling our government through their political donations, many people don’t have the time to do their research while working three jobs just to get by. This is why Substack like yours, God, are important. We need to spread the word to the masses about scum like the “Trumpster Fire” so people can’t get fooled by the media and politicians bought by the oligarchs.